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Nightengale NeedlesTumblrEtsyTwitterINFORMATIONFormspringEmail me!Suits vs. Queer as Folk vs. The Day the Earth Stood Still vs. Yu yu Hakusho:(Source: textsfromsuits)
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So many wannabe sociopaths up in here…
ARE
YOU
FUCKING
KIDDING
ME
RIGHT
NOW
Oh… oh, ow.
THE DOCTOR FIXES EVERYTHING T___T
Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made?
And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?
Scarlett: How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?
The respect given to you if you’re a man in the entertainment business, and the respect given to you if you’re a woman in the entertainment business: all perfectly summed up in one idiotically thought out line of questioning.You know, I always did like Scarlett Johannson.
Dat side-eye.
Let me just hug you forever Miss Johannson.
That reporter should be sacked on the spot.
There should be a word for when you are utterly unsurprised and completely pissed off at the same time.
My Scarlett Johansson appreciation levels are reaching incredible heights lately.
I’ve always kinda loved her, now I love her even more
Kill that reporter with fire.
This.
Yep.
If the reporter had answered “this was the third movie where he played Tony Stark, and the character was noticably changing and developing; this was the first really significant role for you as Black Widow, and you didn’t have a lot of previous martial arts movies, so we were curious” I might give them a pass. I don’t think that was the reason, but I feel obliged to point out that at least one possibly-not-sleazy explanation exists.
Well, she mostly wants to avoid mentioning that she was on the Black Widow diet, where she ate her sexual mates.
Also, if she did do anything to get into martial arts fighting trim for the movie, I would want to know about her actual training regime and less about her rabbit food.
ok yeah wow now i see what people are talking about.
special diet. gag me with a spoon.
Brofist for Ms. Johansson in ALL THE AISLES, please. Cleanup for douche reporter in Aisle Fail.
Tangled vs. Persona 4 vs. The Avengers vs. Suits(Source: texts-from-disney)
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Another one that was pretty popular…
HEY TUMBLR, THEY’RE TALKING TO US
Threat display of Spotted Owlet by dickysingh on Flickr.
Don’t worry honey bb, you’re very scary, I am absolutely terrified! :’)
Heaven.
It’s real.
SWEET BABIES.
Can I just live there? jfc
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I literally gasped out loud when I saw this.
You evil person. Okay, I’d kiss Kei because - it - that - afjsdklfjasdl.
Get drunk with Ryouta, because, DAT GRIN, and I’d like to see him drunk.
But that leaves marrying Kazuki, which — well, you and I could share him in an open marriage, yes? <3
My Little Pony vs. Kamen Rider:(Source: texts-from-ponyville)
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Fullmetal Alchemist vs. Perfect Blue:(Source: textsfromfma)
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If there were EVER a perfect text from last night for Perfect Blue…..
“Jarvis monitors the heart rates of Tony and any of his teammates who are sleeping in the tower. If their pulse becomes too high they are woken by an alarm. They won’t acknowledge it, but they’re all grateful for being rescued from their nightmares.”
[Headcanon submitted by geekgal]Headcanon accepted!
HEADCANON ACCEPTED
The Avengers vs. Angel Sanctuary:(Source: textsfromlastissue)
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The Little Mermaid and FLCL:(Source: disneyladiesfromlastnight)
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Me, I feel bad for the birds
Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft.
You’d shit yourself before you even get to the toilet.
DO NOT WANTTTTTTTT
it would be really nice to be a ghost because when you see a ghost nobody wonders if it is a girl ghost or a boy ghost and nobody wonders if it likes other girl ghosts or boy ghosts and nobody pauses to think about how fat or weird or stupid or ugly it is mostly everyone just spots one and runs away screaming AH A GHOST IM SPOOKED
:O
he FUCKING KNEW THE WHOLE TIME.
I have literally watched this movie 58 times, and I never made this connection.
MIND BLOWN
Watch a brand new episode of The Cute Show! featuring these leaping, long-eared olympians this month on VICE.com.
Bunny rabbits are adorable enough when they’re just sitting there twitching their pink noses or lapping water up from their little bottles, but when they’re hopping over brightly colored fences like tiny, long-eared horses while their super-enthusiastic trainers cheer from the sidelines, it makes you wonder why rabbit show jumping isn’t on TV all the time. We recently spent the day at the Rabbit Grand National in Harrogate in Yorkshire, England, to witness this space-time-bending level of cuteness for ourselves. Show jumping tests bunnies’ speed and agility as they race down the course, dreaming of winning the big trophy or at least of getting treats when they finish. Pictured here is two-and-a-half-year-old bunny Cherie and her trainer, Magdelena, who says Cherie’s favorite things in the world are jumping, hay, and carrots (and probably fucking a whole bunch, if we know anything about rabbits). Cherie annihilated the competition, finishing the race in just 12.5 seconds! Way to go, Cherie!
LEAH, REBECCA, THE BUNS ARE CALLING YOU
